President Obama’s Final Press Conference


My Fellow Americans,

The recent detonation of a nuclear device in New York City by terrorists acting in the name of one of the world’s great religions of Peace caught us all by surprise. I did not anticipate that 7 million people would be vaporized in an instant while I was on the golf course, or that the scale and nature of the attack would be so unlike the run-of-mill attacks that have become our new normal. This only validates my long standing argument for stricter gun control. Nevertheless I didn’t see this coming, and I take full responsibility for it.

Accordingly my spin doctors did not have a pre-fabricated press release at the ready to ally your fears and combat the greatest threat to civilization as we know it. Islamophobia.

This must not happen again. We must be able to provide a quick response that would nip an anti-Muslim backlash in the bud. We must be able to instantly deflect attention from the dastardly deed to the sorry plight of innocent, decent, law abiding and patriotic Muslims who feel the sting of Islamophobic remarks in the supermarket or out on the street.

The sad fate of Akbar Mohammed, a peaceful citizen of my home town of Chicago, must serve as a reminder that hate is an opportunist waiting for a chance to hurt somebody’s feelings. Akbar, as you may be aware, was brutally assaulted by racist graffiti that leapt off the sidewalk and slapped him in the mouth, with the insinuation that somehow, he was not a real American. No greater calumny has been known to man. And no greater shame has cast its shadow over an American city.

If you are a New Yorker who survived the blast and you think you’ve got it rough with radiation burns, missing limbs and melted eyeballs, try living through an Islamophobic remark. The same goes for the victims of the Boston bombing. It’s time they realized that the real victims in this country are the folks who have to endure hateful speech — sometimes as much as three times a year.

And if you are in charge of Facebook, Twitter and Google, I would implore you to follow through with your stated intentions to shutdown websites and blacklist individuals who purvey fake news. For those who do not understand what fake news is, it is any news that you didn’t hear or read in the mainstream media. As a rule of thumb, if you didn’t hear it on CNN, PBS or NPR, it simply ain’t true. And if you want to read the facts, I recommend that you confine yourself to the Washington Post and the New York Times. They’ve never let me down yet.

As they demonstrated in their objective coverage of the Presidential election, and the accurate prediction of its results, the MSM have their pulse on the nation. We must do everything we can to assist them in eliminating the competition by stifling alternative media outlets.

I would further advise that if we are to survive as a diverse, tolerant and harmonious nation, we must gut the First Amendment and look to Canada as a blueprint for what can be done to exclude and punish those who do not share our vision. Our message must be clear. Words have consequences. Words hurt. And free speech is not hate speech. Hate speech is most often covertly transmitted through dog whistle phrases and fake news stories.

So forget ISIS, the federal debate, our unsecured borders, the disaster of Obamacare and the outsourcing of good American jobs, it is fake news which must demand our urgent attention.

In fact, as we speak, at my behest, the FBI is conducting an investigation as to whether New York City was actually obliterated 48 hours ago, as it was Breitbart, Glen Beck and Lou Dobbs who first broke the story. Don’t take the charred survivors stumbling through the rubble at their word.         According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, many of them are connected to the Alt Right.



Above: White Supremacist posing as a survivor of an atomic attack

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21 Comments to "President Obama’s Final Press Conference"

  1. royalbrecht's Gravatar royalbrecht
    December 1, 2016 - 12:00 pm | Permalink

    Excellent column Mr. Murray!

    I especially commend the stellar manner in which you continue to highlight the near total, crypto-Jewish nature of almost every false-flag Terror Attack on Western soil by failing to utter even a single solitary syllable of Jewish involvement.

    Your success in totally excluding ANY mention of JEWS WHATSOEVER with respect to the Mega-Banking Thefts from the White Working Class through “Quantitative Thieving”,
    the consequent “trickle-down”, Racially related and preferential “lending” (often at negative interest rates and plentiful usage of “write-offs” of this stolen money) to private Jew owned commercial banks, the further trickle-down “funding” of cowardly cucked MSM columnists and Crypto-Alt-Right poseurs who have infiltrated the White Nationalist Movement to further aid in taking the attention off Jews behind the “Bigger Hidden Picture” of international Crypto-Jewish Saudi originating “Islamic Terror” is so glaringly obvious by its conspicuous complete absence. Touché!

    Kudos to you Mr. Murray! Your bravery, insight and consummate skill in highlighting the obvious Jewish nature of world wide terror deserves a Nobel Peace Prize!

    • Lumia 640's Gravatar Lumia 640
      December 1, 2016 - 9:50 pm | Permalink

      Ramzpaul made yesterday the good point that the DS cannot even be called Nazi because Germany’s National Socialism was actually a complex political ideology which responded to problems of the time and offered a worldview on all aspects of life. The DS crowd, however, does little more than talking about Jooz all the time. Jooz in the morning, Jooz in the evening, Jooz under the bed and Jooz in the cupboard. A fanatic is someone who won’t change his mind and CAN’T CHANGE the subject.

      • Peter's Gravatar Peter
        December 2, 2016 - 12:11 pm | Permalink

        Then by that definition most Jews are fanatics, which I think has a lot of truth to it. The many decades of Holocaust indoctrination, talk about “NAZIS”, genocide and white racism, all directed at white Christians by Jews really seems to be evidence that they are mentally ill, which is supported by the stories of “survivors” having fear or being unable to talk decades after the war ended. They like to talk about themselves all the time but they want to do all the taking. When others talk its “anti-Semitic”.

  2. Gary's Gravatar Gary
    December 1, 2016 - 12:12 pm | Permalink

    Hilarious. displays true understanding of the Obamanation.

    • Trenchant's Gravatar Trenchant
      December 1, 2016 - 9:50 pm | Permalink

      Hilarious. A piece that satirizes MSM/government spin whilst accepting the factual veracity of their narrative.

  3. December 1, 2016 - 2:37 pm | Permalink

    Southern Poverty Law Center, not ‘Centre’, surely. Nukes are as much a fake as Obama, the ‘black’ Arab/Jew hybrid.

    • Sheila's Gravatar Sheila
      December 1, 2016 - 8:28 pm | Permalink

      Both are correct. You must be a Brit hater. There are fake nukes?

    • Lou's Gravatar Lou
      December 2, 2016 - 11:46 am | Permalink

      Obama is Black + White. Where is the ‘Jewish’ part?
      Not from his mother, IMO.

  4. December 1, 2016 - 4:42 pm | Permalink

    this is pretty much great satire. Bravo.

  5. Olorin's Gravatar Olorin
    December 2, 2016 - 12:43 am | Permalink

    Extraordinary on many levels.

    With a major hat tip on choice of ending photo.

    Of all the grueling images in that most grueling TV depiction of the aftermath of a nuclear attack, that is the one most seared in my mind. Forever. That actress woman’s face, her mannerisms, the dead infant. Straight out of Bosch, and not a particle of schmaltz in the telling.

    For those readers not in on the reference, it is from the stunning, very difficult to find, 1984 BBC and Nine Network TV movie by Barry Hines and Mick Johnson, Threads. Its schmaltzless intensity and straight-up depiction of actual potential holocaust was rarely shown on TV; I saw it only the once it was shown on TBS (Turner superstation out of Atlanta) while in grad school in 1985. Then not again for some 20 years. Managed to find a bootleg copy of it on eBay in the late Aughts. I’ve watched it twice since then. It has lost not one iota of its power.

    In addition to Mr. Murray’s perspective, we can reflect on the fact that his “Obama’s final press conference” could just as well be framed as a meeting of today’s species of BBC executives after the Sheffield attack depicted in Threads.

  6. Nice Guy Eddie's Gravatar Nice Guy Eddie
    December 2, 2016 - 1:37 am | Permalink

    President Obama’s Final Press Conference

    My Fellow Americans,

    The recent detonation of a nuclear device by Islamic terrorists in response to my government’s ongoing role in the (((neo-con))) destruction of the middle-east and north Africa caught us all by surprise.

    The State Department did not anticipate that my fellow Husseins might be smart enough to realize that our stated desire to bring them ‘freedom and democracy’ was in fact an excuse to tear apart their countries so as to make the region safe for Israel.

    They are clearly better informed than we imagined, which is why the Cohens and the Khans and the Kristals are now urging me to hit back by bombing their schools and colleges, in addition to the usual weddings and hospitals.

    This would, of course, be followed by an all-out assault on Iran which, in blatant disregard for Israel’s legitimate needs, remains the only power in the region which we have not yet ruined.

    I have decided, however, to leave that worthy task to my successor, Mr. Trump, whose own (((foreign policy advisors))) are already well advanced in their plans to deal with the ayatollahs – leaving me more time to spend on the golf course and earn millions in speaking fees.

    I realize that in spite of the brave efforts of the (((mainstream media))) many Americans have begun to understand who is really responsible for the chaos we have caused abroad and the Muslim backlash we have encouraged at home, as well as the flooding of our nation with non-Europeans so White people can never oppose (((them))) again.

    Our friends at the Anti-Defamation League and the Southern Poverty Law Center have drafted proposals to outlaw anti-Semitism and I am hoping the incoming President will appoint two more Jewish judges to the Supreme Court so they have the necessary majority to impose hate speech laws and maybe even roll back the First Amendment.

    It is simply not good enough, indeed it is un-American, that the most powerful and privileged minority in this great nation, accounting for a massive three per cent of the population, should be subject to such vile slurs and calumnies, even when they are true. It will not be tolerated.

    If you are one of the lucky Americans who survived the blast and think you’ve got it rough with radiation burns, missing limbs and melted eyeballs, try living in a world which always finds out eventually what (((the tribe))) is up to, and how hurtful this can be to a backward, ethno-religious people whose myth of being ‘Chosen’ is repeatedly exposed as a lie.

    And if you are in charge of Jewbook, Twatter and Gaggle, I would implore you to follow through with your stated intentions to shut down websites and blacklist individuals who have begun to see through the web of deceit our (((friends))) have spent so much time and effort creating. As a rule of thumb, if you did not hear it on CNN or read it in the Jerusalem Post, you did not hear it or read it at all.

    I would further advise that if we are to survive as the chaotic melange of competing cultures and beliefs that has been forced upon us, we must re-write our history books and abandon our Constitutional rights so that our hard-working (((alien elite))) can get on with the important job of destroying our nation completely.

    So forget about Israel, the neo-cons, the Jewish media and our unsecured borders, it is the White, male, Alt-Right heterosexuals in our midst who demand our most urgent attention. One day soon the virus of (((Cultural Marxism))) will have completed its task and these xenophobic, racist, homophobic, sexist, Islamophobic and, above all, anti-Semitic morons will no longer be able to stop us.


    There you go Tim, fixed it for you.

    • royAlbrecht's Gravatar royAlbrecht
      December 2, 2016 - 12:05 pm | Permalink

      Love it!!
      Couldn’t (damned well wish I could have though) have said it better myself.

      For the record, it’s not that I doubt the sincerity of Mr. Murray’s intentions or that he is on our side…, it’s just that as a Genetically German, Canadian National, with a Fatherland under occupation by a Tribe of Mongrel Limey Jews, I have a special place of loathing for the nation and a people who do not have the balls to “say it the way it is for fear of material loss”.
      Instead they take the easy way out and pretend as if they are helping the situation by playing right into the Jews’ hands by spewing Islamophobia when it is in fact the Jews who set-up the pieces behind the scenes so as to cause a culture clash between two Races of humans…,
      that might otherwise get along quite well with each other if each one were allowed to peacefully exist within its own traditional territories,
      all so that Jews can eventually be the net beneficiaries.

      It’s cowardice and evasiveness of this sort that pretty well forced me to leave my mother and my only close friend on the planet to start AGAIN…, for the ‘umpteenth’ time…, entirely from scratch, in Iceland.

      I view the above comment as a bit of moral support for the way I feel about the ENTIRE situation and counter insinuations of fanaticism or inflexibility. Thanks.

      It is also one of the many reasons why I am thankful for TOO and why I continue to post comments here.

      • Nice Guy Eddie's Gravatar Nice Guy Eddie
        December 3, 2016 - 3:45 am | Permalink


        Thank you. Glad I could help brighten your day!

        “pretend as if they are helping the situation by playing right into the Jews’ hands by spewing Islamophobia when it is in fact the Jews who set-up the pieces behind the scenes”

        Exactly. The (((Hostile Elite’s))) tactic of creating an enemy of the entire Muslim world to promote their own warped agenda is so blatantly obvious I’m amazed more Westerners can’t see it – or don’t want to see it.

        Still, reading the comments here and on other alternative sites, and even on mainstream media sites, there are encouraging signs that the message is getting through – which is why the (((Establishment))) is so worried. The hand-wringing hysteria of so many Jewish writers in the wake of Brexit and Trump fills my heart with joy.

      • Curmudgeon's Gravatar Curmudgeon
        December 4, 2016 - 6:32 pm | Permalink

        If you lived in Canada, as you claim, you would know that Mr. Murray would be tried for “hate”, were he to write what NGE has “fixed” for Murray. There are many of us, in Canada, who fully understand what the game is and who is behind it. Ruining your own livelihood and life is one thing ruining your family’s is something else.

    • PB's Gravatar PB
      December 3, 2016 - 12:50 am | Permalink

      Well done NGE.

      Can’t believe there are still alt-right people who don’t know that the conflict of the West with Muslims is 100% manufactured by Jews. Quite a juvenile article by Tim.

  7. PaleoAtlantid's Gravatar PaleoAtlantid
    December 2, 2016 - 3:42 am | Permalink

    All joking aside, Obama would actually say something like that in the event of such an attack on NYC.
    Anyway, lets hope the UN building, while in session, was at ground zero!

  8. Barkingmad's Gravatar Barkingmad
    December 2, 2016 - 12:26 pm | Permalink

    LOL! Good work, Tim.

    A leetle mistake? So forget ISIS, the federal debate, our unsecured borders

    I think that should be “federal debt” but, hey, maybe there really is some kind of federal debate going on.

    By the way, that photo at the bottom looks as if it were taken from a Monty Python sketch.

  9. Trenchant's Gravatar Trenchant
    December 3, 2016 - 12:08 am | Permalink

    Meanwhile, Matthis readies himself for a starring role in Dr. Strangelove Redux.

  10. germanicdeathcult's Gravatar germanicdeathcult
    December 3, 2016 - 6:57 am | Permalink

    @Nice Guy Eddie

    Great job! That was WAY better than the original!

    I would tell the original author the following:

    No offense at all is intended, but this essay as originally written, is the style of something that the (((neocons))) would write.

    The “Obama really looks out for mooslams,” and “he is very, very pro-mooslam” and related “schtick” is really getting a bit old by now, and not really backed by facts, unless we go by the “facts” (sic) of the (((Pam Gellars))) of the world, who actually thought Killary was a “peacenik,” an evil, disgusting “anti-semite” (!!!) and not bloodthirsty or sufficiently “pro-Israhell” enough!

    And while Obama (a Joo stooge if there ever was one) seems to be a believer in (((Cultural Marxism))) and not prone to say “mooslam terrorist” too often, or try to say so-called “un-PC” things, he let his action speak way louder than his words (unfortunately). And while a supposed anti-war “liberal” (like the “liberal” FDR and his (((communist))) adm? lol), he did all he could to help that hellish entity (the constant “kvetching” of Nuttiyahoo and the Ziocons notwithstanding) and this included waging war against MANY mooslam countries (way more than even shabbos goy retard W could ever dream of!), and helping to get rid of as many “mooslams” as possible so as to help prepare “Greater Hell” for his masters and bosses in Tel Aviv (please see the (((PNAC))) papers, better referred to as the (((PJAC))) papers or even better yet the (((PJC))) papers).

    And one last thing. “White genocide” is not the only so-called “conspiracy” that the (((elites))) are able to perpetrate and pull off. They’re able to multitask. They’re not stupid. See the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty, and other things that us dumb goyim, of course while taking our cues from the (((media))), will seem to want to blame evil “mooslams,” when the (((elite))) want us to blame them, including of course for the attacks of 9/11, and others. And this will include any future “terror” attack in NY that per usual, will be very beneficial to that special hellish country in the ME.

    Cui Bono? (Who benefits) are things we should always ask ourselves whenever “very big” and very “important” and life transforming events seem to transpire, especially when the alleged “perpetrators” (likely patsies) do not at all benefit in the slightest.

  11. germanicdeathcult's Gravatar germanicdeathcult
    December 3, 2016 - 7:52 am | Permalink


    Well said! I though I was reading from a Ziocon (Neocon), Likudnik, Israhell First type site! (and I do appreciate most of the articles here)

    I find it very frustrating when many (the overwhelming vast majority it would seem) WNs (and this unfortunately includes the great KMac who I truly respect) who believe in the so-called “conspiracy” of white genocide (which is happening, duhhh), do not also believe in other so-called “conspiracies” or understand that the (((elite))) ALSO perpetrate false flag psyops in order to frame (((their))) enemies. BTW, this would include non-Muslims as well, for instance what happened at OKC in 1995, and other incidents as well, including the JFK hit. Please see the great work of the late Michael Collins Piper.

    And we always have to remember this:

    (((By way of deception thou shalt do war)))

    • RoyAlbrecht's Gravatar RoyAlbrecht
      December 4, 2016 - 12:58 pm | Permalink

      Thanks for the comment.

      while slacking off from my high priority duties, I came across this YouTube video “exposing” Julian Assange as a Zionist fraud. No doubt it will be deleted soon so get it while you can.

      The video IMO has some merit because Assange’s so called “bombs” never seem to hit upon the 8,000 pound, pus laden, Jewish Canker on the Face of Global Terror, namely;
      The Criminal Zionist State of Israel and its Rothschildian Bankster who own it.

      Moreover, one of the founders of Wikileaks, and someone whom I have met on a number of occasions, Icelandic MP and leader of the Pirate Party, Birgitta Jónsdóttir,
      who although IMO has some views that I definitely do not agree with and I believe are dead wrong,
      does IMO, on the whole, seem to be a person of fulsome and genuinely well-meaning intent.

      Moreover, Birgitta has not had any contact with Assange in years and I have a gut feeling that she is even going so far as to distancing herself from him.

      This does not reflect well upon Assange and falls into line with the You Tube video above.

      But more pointedly, what Trump has so far said in public, we in the WN/S/A Movement have been saying for decades.
      It is nothing new.

      I also believe, whether they will reckon with their subconscious meanderings and “mental run-ins” or not,
      that most of the population of the West has also thought about what Trump has said long before Trump actually said it.

      Now IMO Jews are famous for conceding the obvious in order to protect the vital.
      The “…obvious…” in this case are Mass Media Lies, Third World Criminals entering (formerly?) White nations, and the collapse of the West…
      The lies, the Jews are still trying to uphold in their efforts to topple Iran, are the overt discussion of the JQ by the masses, the “Turn-Speak” (remember Dresden) Lie of the Holocaust committed by Germans against the Filthy Jews and,
      the overt discussion of (((their))) planned Jew World Order.

      The fact that Trump makes mention of Assange yet disavows David Duke,
      even though David Duke says his campaign for the U.S. senate seat is going extremely well,
      is another tell tale sign that not only are White Westerners but also WN/S/As being played by the Jews on an exponentially raised level of deception by the Trump Presidency, but that,
      just like in Canada, where entire political parties are sacrificed in order to achieve full political power
      (a dictatorship if you will),
      The Democratic Party may have been sacrificed so that Trump and his Jew puppet masters and allies can finally get their long sought after war of aggression with Iran.

      I have yet to release any video of my own, but hopefully will in the near future, however, Hr. Prof. (ret.) Dktr. K. MacDonald opened his NPI speech with the very truthful remark.
      He said that “…somebody has to [talk about Jews]…”.
      It is not that “K.Mac”, if I may be so endearing, relishes the task of always seemingly having to harp on the question of “…the Jews…”, it’s just that the Jews have cunningly negotiated themselves into the midst of almost every Global Problem we can fathom and NEED TO be dealt with.

      Many on the Alt-Right are either intellectually unequipped, unwilling to withstand the heat or, could be,
      as Jared Taylor has the temerity to utter, that, “…Jews look White…” to him…,
      cucked and paid for by the Jew Lobby.

      I am the type of person who never gives up the struggle. That means I have a lot of hope for the future…, as do most Whites…, but I have been taken by many smooth talking, Jew backed, liar politicians over my lifetime.
      So I throw these questions out more as a devils advocate’s mission than actual condemnation.
      No one wants to condemn a White man who has done Whites some good service, but we need to be realistic.

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