The year is 2028. Trump is now 6’4″, according to his doctor. He has survived more assassination attempts than the other presidents combined. He’s managed to avoid impeachment by way of a backroom deal with the Democrats that granted citizenship to a million Dreamers. Trump says he’s days away from a deal with Putin to […]
The 400-pound corpse of Henry VIII turned in its grave last week, following the enthronement of Sarah Mullally as Archbishop of Canterbury. The pro-LGBT feminist and mother of two will serve as the Primate of All England (official title) and is a fitting appointment for the woke joke that is the Church of England [CofE] […]
He’s been called a “political stuntman,” a “third-rate grandstander” and a “dangerous nuisance” by the Washington establishment. Thomas Massie is the name on many people’s lips thanks to his fearless litigation of the Epstein scandal and rejection of slavish American vassalage to Israel. Who exactly is this libertarian maverick and self-described tech geek who’s become […]
The year of the fire horse is set to lead the way into the second quarter of the 21st century. If the current geopolitical buildup does not represent an ominous window of chaos then nothing does, as Trump threatens to go scorched earth on the permafrost of Greenland among other places. One can’t go shopping […]
The klepto-nepotistic regime of Volodymyr Zelensky is circling the toilet bowl as yet another corruption scandal soils his good name and tarnishes Ukraine’s reputation for fighting on behalf of all Europeans for democratic values. The aptly named Operation Midas has brought to light an immense extortion racket worth 100 million dollars. Published photos show the […]
News from the small German town of Herdecke this past week has sent cognitive dissonances into overdrive after jousting reports finally settled on what many had dreaded. The stabbing of newly elected mayor Iris Stalzer was perpetrated by her own children (daughter, 17 and son, 15), who were adopted from Mali and Haiti respectively. In […]
The on-again off-again meeting between Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin is set to take place in Alaska this Friday. This formerly Russian possession is a most symbolic setting if indeed territorial exchanges are to be discussed. The form guide, however, suggests that it will be mostly a publicity stunt — a summit of mutually unrealistic […]
