Conor McGregor’s remigration road to the Irish Presidency?

If he can get the nominations he can win it. If he wins it, he can speak out in favour of Remigration. But the government can easily, perfectly legally, get rid of him within 24 hours.

Even if he was only President for a day, it would still be a worthy contribution.

But first, he has to smarten up.

1. Give up the white powder and encourage all Ireland’s other cocaine hardmen to do the same. This could be done as part of a round Ireland pilgrimage, running a marathon a day, livestreaming at scenic locations.  Stephen J Delaney gives a detailed account of how Ireland’s cocaine hardmen have been weakened, distracted and confused by the “sneachta” (snow), when they should be defending us from the invading hordes.

2. Get his girlfriend pregnant and marry her. Or the other way round. Come out strongly pro-life, pro-family and pro-God generally but make sure to call Pope Francis a freemason bollox who protects revolting priests like Mario Rupnik. (Conor shouldn’t worry about all that rape allegation stuff against him: it will not lose him votes, even amongst women.)

3. Patch things up with the Palestinians, after that unfortunate Happy Hanukkah tweet. Something like: “I love the Jews and wish them all Happy Hanukkah. But I love the Palestinians just that little bit more and I pray that they get their country back. Keep the faith, boys. Christ is King.”

The Nomination: To be nominated you need either four County Councils or 20 TDs or Senators.

This would be difficult, but not impossible. Various Councils have voted to take court action to stop refugee camps. It would be consistent for them to nominate a Remigration candidate. Various Senators and TDs have criticised aspects of migration policy. It would be reasonable for them to nominate a Remigration candidate.

Party politicians might be tempted to nominate a Remigration man, even at the risk of being expelled from their party. There are many examples of politicians expelled from their parties who make a comfortable living as independents.

What could Conor do as President?

He can pardon anyone or commute their sentence. He can delay a general election, but he cannot call a general election. He can delay signing legislation. He can call a meeting of the Council of State and publicly debate the merits of a new law.

Most important of all, he can eyeball the politicians, speak out and demand Remigration.

What could the government do if a Remigration man became President?

Five judges are enough to certify the President as mad or unfit. A two thirds majority in both Houses is enough to impeach him. And even European Union officials seemingly think they have the right to cancel and rerun national elections!

The government could assemble five crooked judges within 24 hours. No problem.  Any Remigration candidate in the presidential election should be aware that the government can just snap it’s fingers, call five judges into the room and tell them to get rid of the President. There will be no shortage of judges ready to do the deed.

If Conor’s too scared to be the Remigration candidate, will someone else step up? If you’re over 35 and are an Irish citizen, that’s all that’s required. Even if you’re not an Irish citizen now, there’s time to purchase a passport through the High Net Worth Individual scheme.

Ireland is a small country, and for less than a half million bucks you will have plenty of billboards and local newspaper advertising.  The salary is generous. Even if the Government gets rid of you within a day, you will still be entitled to the Presidential pension.

If you’ve got a half million bucks burning a hole in your pocket and you fancy a gamble, you should seriously research this possibility.

Beir Bua!

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