Haiti Being Haiti
180 Dead: Haitian Warlord Orders Massacre Of Elderly For Using ‘Sorcery’ To Sicken Son
Yet another gruesome gang horror has played out in Haiti, as at least 184 people — most of them elderly — were variously slashed, hacked or shot to death on the orders of a warlord who’d been advised that aging slum residents had used sorcery to give his son a severe illness. Interim Prime Minister Alix Didier Fils-Aimé called it “a barbaric act of unbearable cruelty.”
The brutality was reportedly ordered by Monel “Mikano” Felix, who leads the Wharf Jeremie gang. The carnage took place on Friday and Saturday in the densely-populated seaside slum of Cité Soleil, a neighborhood in the capital city of Port-au-Prince which The Guardian has called Haiti’s “most notorious slum…Much of the slum is an open sewer…infant children bathe in water contaminated with sewage. The stench is unbearable.”
According to a human rights group, Felix’s son had contracted a serious illness, and he sought the counsel of a Voodoo priest, or “bòkò,” who advised the murderous warlord that elderly people in the gang’s area of operations were harming his son through the use of witchcraft. “He decided to cruelly punish all the elderly people and Vodou practitioners who, in his imagination, might be capable of sending an evil spell to his son,” said Haiti’s Committee for Peace and Development in a statement reported by the Haitian Times.
Members of the gang surrounded the neighborhood, then proceeded to search the shacks for people over 60 years old, who were then hacked with machetes, slashed with knives and shot with guns. The victims included some younger people who tried to defend the gang’s elderly targets. Bodies were dragged into the streets where they were mutilated and torched, filling the neighborhood with a foul stench of death. Felix’s ailing son died as the massacre was being carried out.
In a statement issued via Facebook, Haiti’s feeble government said “A red line has been crossed, and the state will mobilize all its forces to track down and eliminate these criminals. Justice will strike with exemplary rigor.”
Given Haiti’s police forces have been plagued by mass desertions amid the country’s deep descent into chaos, that promise rings hollow to say the least. “These latest killings bring the death toll in Haiti this year to a staggering number of 5,000,” said UN High Commissioner for Human Rights Volker Turk on Monday.
As domestic law enforcement grows ever-more-desperate, foreign governments have failed to follow through on their commitments to send help:
In June, a Kenya-led multinational police force was deployed to help Haitian authorities regain territory from gangs but has since made few advances amid chronic shortages of funding and personnel. A little more than 400 of the 2,500 foreign officers pledged to the mission have been deployed. — Wall Street Journal
Haiti’s descent into a Hellscape accelerated in 2021, when President Jovenel Moise was assassinated. Since then, gangs have ruled almost the entire capital city, perpetrating extortion, kidnapping, rape and murder on mass scale. Mass murder is frequently used to punish neighborhoods accused of undermining a gang — as was the case with an October massacre that killed at least 70 people, including women and children, in Pont-Sondé, 60 miles north of Port-au-Prince. More than 700,000 Haitians have fled their homes, and half live in hunger as gangs control ports and thwart food and fuel distribution.
Last weekend’s attack is not the first time Felix’s gang has lashed out at supposed practitioners of witchcraft: In 2021, his thugs were accused of killing a dozen elderly women under that same suspicion, according to the National Human Rights Defense Network.
Dear all of you fellow Christian countrymen!
Only America’s left-liberal civilian population, as a stronghold of democracy and human rights, has the financial resources to transform the poor, deplorable and structurally disadvantaged gang leaders into civilized members of the vaunted American melting pot. This should be done by providing them with a dignified, livable existence in the north of the continent without any immoral retribution, e.g. through rehabilitation measures in the form of material benefits such as luxury cars and generously equipped living space.
For these poor black people in Haiti and other shitholes, early childhood traumatization is often the trigger and, as a result, a lifelong mental developmental delay. Becoming criminals and murderers is generally recognized by renowned migration researchers as effectively the only way to escape social misery. The white race, which destroyed the lives of these peoples with brutal slavery and cemented the foundations for long-lasting conflicts, is undoubtedly to blame. Shame on you, who are the eternally cursed descendants of these criminals!
All of America, in its forgiving Christian welcoming culture, holds its gates and arms wide open and extends its hands sensitively and considerately wide to welcome the many harmless voodoo sheep from the island of horror and take them deep into their hearts. It is inexpressible what these colorful people mean to the culture of the USA, their value outweighs gold. They are two-legged gifts from God, bringing massive work-shyness and unsanitary squalor on the one hand, but also a great deal of peace, tranquillity and African joie de vivre to a brutal and trigger-happy America.
Include them in your daily prayers and do not deny them your homes, locked safes, daughters and wives! If you forgive, God will forgive you! It takes sacrifice from all of us to be a good person in order to gain access to the eternal holiness of heavenly existence. This is an appeal by “The Friends of Israel”, a Christian-Zionist association for the betterment of the world, on behalf of Father Immanuel Goodheart III, certified preacher, and experienced for more than 30 years in dealing with socially marginalized groups and stigmatized light-brown and dark-black peoples.
The flibbertigibbet snorkled quaintly as the wibble-wobble doodled past. Smurgling his froodlepoops, he grinned with all his teethy-pegs. ‘Oh, what a spifftacular day for whimsical noodling!’ he chortled, his beard waggling like a jelly-filled bumbershoot.
Suddenly, a wild rigamarole appeared, prancing about on its squiggly-wiggly legs. ‘Balderdash and poppycock!’ it exclaimed, while juggling several plump kumquats and a rather perplexed hedgehog. The flibbertigibbet, not to be outdone, began to discombobulate with great gusto, sending shimmery-shammery sparkles cascading through the air like a glitter-infused sneeze.
And so, they frolicked and gamboled, galumphing through fields of squishy-squashy marshmallow flowers, their giggles echoing across the land of Gobbledygook, where sense was nonsense and nonsense made perfect sense.
Does this all seem strangely “familiar” to us? Yes, we also know where from. The following text was recently leaked from the White House. It appears to be the official government declaration and budget plan of the Biden/Harris Cabinet for 2024:
“Fellow Ameriflibbers and Wibble-wobblers,
In light of the current snorkledorp situation, we, the Flibbertigibbet Administration, hereby declare our commitment to a more spifftacular nation. Our rigamarole policy will focus on the following key areas:
Economic Froodlepoopery: We shall implement a robust system of kumquat-based currency to discombobulate inflation and stimulate growth in the marshmallow sector.
Squiggly-Wiggly Defense Strategy: To protect our borders, we will deploy an army of perplexed hedgehogs, trained in the art of strategic prickling and tactical rolling.
Environmental Poppycock: To combat climate change, we will implement a nationwide program of synchronized silly walks, proven to reduce carbon footprints by at least 73% according to leading Nonsensologists.
Our budget allocates 50 billion teethy-pegs to these initiatives, ensuring a future of unparalleled whimsical noodling for all Americans. God bless America, and may your beard always waggle like a jelly-filled bumbershoot!”
The consequences of these policies were significant:
Migration Chaos: The policy led to an unmanageable influx of migrants, overwhelming local communities.
Economic Collapse: The kumquat-based currency triggered hyperinflation, reducing the dollar’s value to less than Monopoly money.
Public Safety Disaster: The “Nocturnal Cycling Initiative” resulted in a nationwide surge of nighttime bicycle accidents. Citizens, forced to ride without lights “to save electricity,” transformed urban streets into chaotic, collision-prone zones. Emergency rooms were overwhelmed with cyclists sporting bandages, broken bones, and bewildered expressions.
Investigative journalists revealed that this congress had been meeting regularly since Biden’s first term, unbeknownst to the public. The revelation sparked nationwide outrage as it became clear that many of the controversial political decisions of recent years could be traced back to the work of this absurd committee.
The results of this shadow congress were often so bizarre that they further destabilized the already polarized political landscape of the USA. Some examples:
The introduction of a national “Opposite Day Policy,” where politicians had to say the opposite of what they meant.
Renaming all states to anagrams of their original names.
Requiring all members of Congress to deliver their speeches in limerick form.
The revelation of this years-long deception further eroded Americans’ already low trust in their democratic institutions. Many saw it as proof of a profound crisis in the political system.
While some citizens welcomed the absurd measures as a refreshing change in the often bitter political landscape, many others grew increasingly concerned about the future of American democracy. The question of how such a bizarre committee could operate undetected for years led to calls for comprehensive reforms and greater transparency in government work.
The revelation of the secret society of Nonsensologists has uncovered an even more shocking truth: The real reason behind the absurd political decisions of recent years was not a bizarre committee, but President Biden’s advancing cognitive decline and the cowardice of his cabinet in addressing this obvious issue.
While the world had been observing signs of Biden’s diminishing mental fitness for years, his inner circle remained silent. Neurologists had long noted symptoms such as unsteady gait, word-finding difficulties, and disorientation. One expert even remarked, “I could have diagnosed him from across the shopping mall.”
Despite official denials from the White House, it became increasingly clear that the president was grappling with serious health challenges. The invention of the “Nonsensologists” appeared to serve as a distraction to obscure the true reasons behind the increasingly irrational political decisions.
The exposure of this deception has further eroded Americans’ trust in their democratic institutions. Many see it as evidence of a profound crisis within the political system, where personal and partisan interests have taken precedence over the well-being of the nation.
This development raises serious questions about the integrity of American democracy and could have far-reaching consequences for future elections and the political landscape of the USA.
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@ Tim
Your video is better placed with the Syria discussion.
I must say I feel sorry for any decent black folk stuck in that hell-hole.
The white population was massacred long ago, and now it is the fate of others.
Well maybe they shouldn’t have used voodoo sorcery
One day in the future, the remaining whites in the USA will be chased down and hacked to death like that.
No joke.
Mark. My. Words.
What we definitely need is the Democrats and various NGOs burying small American towns in infinity Haitians. Obviously, we need to turn America into a similar hellscape, financed by our tax dollars! (Yes, this is sarcasm…Haiti is not our problem and we should stay out of it!).