Oregon to Replace Stop Signs with ‘Gentle Suggestions’ to Avoid ‘Harmful Command Language’

Telling Cars When to Stop Is a Form of Road Privilege’

Oregon has officially banned stop signs in an effort to create a more inclusive and emotionally safe driving experience. According to the state’s Department of Transportation, the word “STOP” is simply too aggressive and could be perceived as a harsh command rather than a gentle suggestion.

“We realized that the traditional stop sign relies on outdated, authoritarian language,” said ODOT spokesperson River Moonbeam, who now identifies as a “Traffic Equity Facilitator.” “It’s 2025—we don’t tell people what to do anymore. We simply invite them to participate in a collective driving experience.”

Under the new law, all stop signs across the state will be updated with gentler, more affirming language, ensuring that no driver feels pressured into making a decision they’re not emotionally prepared for. Instead of the harsh, authoritarian “STOP”, Oregon’s traffic engineers have introduced “Pause If You Feel Like It”, “Consider Stopping, But No Pressure”, and “You Do You, But Maybe Stop?”—all displayed on the same classic red octagonal signs because change is hard, and we don’t want to overwhelm anyone.

Officials assure residents that while the signs may look the same, the softer messaging will help foster a more inclusive, self-reflective driving experience. To further ease the transition, the wording was carefully chosen by a diverse committee of traffic psychologists and wellness influencers. “We’re not here to control you,” said one official. “We just want to support your personal traffic journey.”

“We don’t want to impose rigid, binary choices on our drivers,” said local activist Juniper Featherstone, who spearheaded the initiative. “For too long, stop signs have dictated who moves and who doesn’t, reinforcing systemic hierarchies of motion. We are dismantling that power imbalance.”

Not everyone is thrilled about the change. Some critics argue that removing stop signs could cause a dramatic increase in accidents, particularly at busy intersections. In response, Oregon lawmakers have proposed an innovative solution: replacing intersections with “Consent-Based Traffic Flow Zones” where drivers can make eye contact and negotiate the right-of-way through open dialogue.

State officials remain optimistic, citing the success of previous progressive traffic reforms, such as Portland’s infamous “Bicycle Yield to Vibes” initiative, which allowed cyclists to decide whether traffic laws applied to them based on their mood.

To ensure compliance, police officers will no longer issue tickets for running stop signs but will instead provide “Gentle Course Corrections” in the form of affirming discussions about a driver’s choices and a free journal for self-reflection.

The program has already seen strong support in Eugene, where some residents are petitioning for all traffic lights to be replaced with “Manifest Your Own Path” lanterns. Portland, meanwhile, is considering an even bolder move: replacing crosswalks with public trust exercises, in which pedestrians and drivers simply have faith in each other to make the right decision.

As Oregon continues to lead the nation in redefining how society approaches traffic laws, other states are watching closely. California has already expressed interest in adopting similar measures, with some lawmakers proposing that speed limits be replaced with “personal velocity suggestions.”