Peter’s Pedophile Pal: The Coprocentric Key to Comprehending Israel, Jews and Jewish History

Do you want to understand Israel and Israeli behavior? Then there are two routes you can take, a fast one and a slow one. Taking the slow route, you spend years reading lots of books, learning Hebrew, reading lots more books. Taking the fast route, you just spend a few minutes reading a short article at Neokrat. The article gets Jim Goad badly wrong and Jewish nationhood bullseye right as it explores a fascinating question: “Is Israel Just A Shit-Magnet?” Here’s an extract:

Jim Goad, no friend of this site […], has, from all his tedious writings, gifted the World with the term “shit magnet” for [people who endlessly attract trouble], no doubt with reference to himself. In truth, it is a great concept, because it skips the tedious detail and cuts to the main point — certain people do seem to attract a lot of shit, and usually that tells us more about them than anything else.

Now, with “Israeli problems” once again taking up vital bandwidth — and at a time of real crisis (Ukraine, the threat to Taiwan, the hollowing out of American democracy by moronic populist forces, etc.) — it seems appropriate to apply the term “shit magnet” to the state of Israel.

Of course, Israel is a relatively new state and all new states should be allowed a little leeway to make mistakes and learn from them, but when I compare Israel’s track record with other states of a similar vintage, there can be no doubt about it, Israel is definitely the king of the shit magnets, getting involved in one stupid fracas after another.

Since its foundation in 1948, it has either been involved in stupid wars, pointless occupations, constant infringements of international law, and the constant rubbing up of its neighbours (and occasional friends) the wrong way. […] I am just noticing the general pattern: Israel is just not a “get along” kind of country. It seems to be devoid of a sense of “good form,” constantly “oversteps the mark” (those invisible guide rails of harmonious behaviour), and, maybe even without meaning to do so, rubs up its friends and neighbours entirely the wrong way.

One or two border wars since 1948 and even a temporary occupation or two would have been forgivable, but 18 wars, the occupation of foreign territory for decades, and countless instances of ignoring international law within the last 75 years make it look like it isn’t even trying.

Really, once this framing is accepted, it is impossible to argue that Israel isn’t a total shit magnet. (“Is Israel Just A Shit-Magnet?,” Neokrat, 16th October, 2023)

The article is completely wrong about Jim Goad and completely right about Israel. Nothing Goad writes is “tedious.” But yes, Israel is indeed a total shit-magnet, endlessly involved in trouble, tragedy and trauma. The article is right to say that Israel “rubs up its friends and neighbours entirely the wrong way,” but wrong to add “maybe even without meaning to do so.” Of course Israel means to do so: it behaves badly because it’s arrogant, amoral and completely unconcerned about anyone’s interests but its own.

Hebrew Dindus

Israel is, in short, a collective expression of age-old Jewish psychology. That article at Neokrat doesn’t point out that the term “shit-magnet” also applies perfectly both to individual Jews like the Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu, endlessly involved in scandals about corruption, and to Jewish history as a whole. The Hebrew Bible could easily be re-titled “Confessions of a Shit-Magnet.” From slavery in Egypt to slavery in Babylon, from Job’s boils to Samson’s blinding, it’s a story of endless trouble for both individual Jews and the Jewish race. Outside the Bible there’s lots more trouble and tragedy: the Jews are persecuted by the Greeks, persecuted by the Romans, persecuted by the Christians and the Muslims; they’re expelled and massacred and finally suffer the ultimate horrors of the Holocaust. And through all that extra-Biblical trouble, they insist that they dindu nuffin’! According to Jews, it’s not bad behavior by Jews that explains why Jews attract so much trouble, it’s the irrational hate and malice of the goyim.

Bathrobe Bum-Boy: Peter Mandelson with his pedophile pal Jeffrey Epstein (photo from The Guardian)

A persecuted pedo: the Jewish cyber-spook Tom Alexandrovich flees to Israel

Jews are wrong to auto-exculpate, of course. Their own bad behavior does indeed explain the endless trouble attracted by Jews. Like Israel as a nation, Benjamin Netanyahu is a shit-magnet because he’s crooked, corrupt and completely selfish. Peter Mandelson is a shit-magnet for the same reason. Mandelson is the homosexual half-Jewish politician who’s just lost yet another big job thanks to yet another of the big scandals that have dogged his career. As the Guardian puts it: he “has an extraordinary talent for securing jobs at the top of the government, but an even more extraordinary one for leaving them in a blaze of controversy.” The staunch Friend of Israel Keir Starmer had appointed Mandelson as British ambassador to Washington “despite warnings,” as the Guardian again put it, “over his links with” the late pedophile predator Jeffrey Epstein, who was yet another Jewish shit-magnet. Starmer then had to dismiss Mandelson as ambassador when the links proved even more extensive and enduring than Mandy had admitted. Mandelson called Epstein “my best pal” in a birthday-letter and commiserated with his pedophile pal in an email when the pedo was slapped on the wrist by American justice in 2008: “I think the world of you and I feel hopeless and furious about what has happened. I can still barely understand it. It just could not happen in Britain. You have to be incredibly resilient, fight for early release and be philosophical about it as much as you can.”

An Israeli super-hero

Like Israel bombing America’s ally Qatar, Mandelson showed complete disregard for morality and gentile interests. He cared only about the Jewish predator Epstein, not the under-aged White girls who had been preyed on by Epstein. The two men had been brought together by Ghislaine Maxwell, daughter of the Jewish shit-magnet Robert Maxwell, né Binyamin Hoch. Like Mandelson and Netanyahu, Maxwell suffered scandal after scandal during his career. When he was accurately condemned as a crook, he responded by smearing his critics as “anti-Semites” and successfully suing them. Then he fell off his super-yacht and was buried on Israel’s most sacred ground with the highest honors. But he was an even bigger shit-magnet in death than in life. It soon emerged that he had been preying on his own companies and looting the pension funds of his own employees. Did Mossad, Israel’s fearsomely efficient intelligence agency, not know that Maxwell-Hoch had been stealing huge sums from the goyim? Of course it knew. But Israel didn’t care: the mega-fraudster Maxwell was working for Israel, so to Israelis he was a super-hero, not a super-villain.

Here Lies Binyamin Hoch: Mega-fraudster Maxwell is buried on Israel’s most sacred ground (image on Private Eye #781)

Indeed, the mega-fraudster Maxwell was very probably a Mossad agent. So were Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell. And if Peter Mandelson isn’t a Mossad agent, he’s certainly worked for Israeli and Jewish interests throughout his own scandal-dogged career. But none of that has been discussed in the mainstream media during the latest shit-storm to erupt around Mandelson. In particular, the mainstream has ignored the glaringly obvious Jewish angle. When Mandelson was involved in a previous scandal about his links with billionaires like Mikhail Fridman and Oleg Deripaska, the mainstream called them “Russian oligarchs.” In fact, they are Jewish oligarchs. And crooks. But I repeat myself. The mainstream got it wrong again when it said Mandelson was appointed ambassador to Washington “despite” his already known links to Epstein. In fact, he was appointed ambassador because of those links, not despite them. Just like the Jew Melinda Simmons, the “British” ambassador to Ukraine appointed by staunch Friend of Israel Teresa May in 2019, Mandelson became an ambassador to serve Jewish and Israeli interests, not British ones.

Mandelson as microcosm

And now that scandal has struck Mandelson yet again, it’s revealed Mandy as microcosm yet again. Mandelson is a shit-magnet as a Jewish individual just as Jews are a shit-magnet as a race and Israel is a shit-magnet as a nation. But Mandelson is more than that. Like Richard Perle in America, he was given the nickname of “Prince of Darkness” by gentiles. Two other prominent Jewish politicians in Britain have received similar nicknames: Michael Howard (né Hect) is “Dracula” and the late Gerald Kaufman, a homosexual like Mandelson, was “Hannibal Lecter.” Whether they know it or not, gentiles are responding to the alien and predatory psychology they sense in Jews.

Parallel punims: the anti-White Jewish journalist Emily Maitlis shares a joke with pedo-pal Peter Mandelson (Twitter)

And what about Israel? Like Netanyahu and Mandelson, Israel is more than just a shit-magnet. I’d call it a vampire among nations. So who’s going to drive a stake through its twisted heart? Well, maybe Israel will self-stake and destroy itself. As E. Michael Jones has repeatedly pointed out: no Jewish kingdom has lasted more than eighty years and the clock is now ticking louder and louder on Israel. It has been “rubbing up its friends and neighbours entirely the wrong way” since 1948, so its eighty years are nearly up. One thing is certain: the copromagnetism will continue. Jews like Peter Mandelson and his pedo-pal Jeffrey Epstein will continue to attract shit wherever they go. And in the end, yes, we goyim are to blame. If any gentile nation allows Jews to have power and influence, shit will ensue. From the rape-gangs of Rotherham to future wars across the West, it can all be traced back to not saying “No!” to Jews.