Anyone Remember Little Rock? In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day this week, every liberal made the totally original point that anti-ICE protesters in Minneapolis are walking in King’s footsteps! King protested — and they’re protesting. See? Same thing. In any liberal morality play, Democrats always get to be the shivering, oppressed black people, while Republicans have to play […]
President Trump has racked up so many “Pinocchios” from The Washington Post’s “Fact Checker,” it’s a blessing we have the mainstream media to give us the unbiased truth. Thanks to them, here’s what we know FOR A FACT about last week’s shooting in Minneapolis: — Renee Good was just a mother — not an activist! YES! […]
Things went much better when we called the shots in Latin America We’re not “nation-building” in Venezuela. We’re “puppet-government-installing.” And not a moment too soon. Our complete withdrawal from the Western Hemisphere over the past fifty years, while we concentrated on turning distant hellholes like Somalia into “a proud, functioning and viable member of the […]
Even white public school teachers don’t celebrate it, anymore Now that my triumph over Kwanzaa is nearly complete, I’m continuing the tradition of writing about it this time of year, merely to dance on its grave. According to Google N-gram, book mentions of “Kwanzaa” got off to a roaring start around 1980 — or about […]
My handy guide to spotting them. In honor of Christmas, this week we’ll discuss the worst advertisement for my religion: Christians. Sometimes it seems as if there are more fake, phony, fraud Christians than real Christians, but that’s because I read The New York Times (my North Star, which I believe implicitly). While not dispositive, […]
Man Bites Dog: NYT’s Rules for Covering Crime The New York Times must have thought it had died and gone to heaven when it discovered a group of violent high school bullies — and they weren’t all black! Members of Arizona’s “Gilbert’s Goons” were not only multiracial — white, Hispanic and black — but they […]
The ones that (almost) got away. No matter how much I try to ignore the Democrats’ latest “The Walls Are Closing In” spectacle, it has come to my attention that liberals are hopping mad about our military killing two Venezuelan drug traffickers. Cocaine has killed 100,000 Americans in the last 20 years. Venezuela is a […]
