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A Clown Called Chleo: Fetishism, Feminism and the Toxicity of TERFs

March 28, 2025/2 Comments/in Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

A puzzled patriarch. That was me in March 2025. To be specific, I was puzzled by a pervert. I read a headline and it didn’t compute: “Woman jailed for recording hundreds of men using the toilet in Aldi.” Huh? I thought. But women don’t do that kind of thing. When I clicked on the link […]

Savage Wars and Alien Invaders: Powell’s Prophecy and another Guardianista Goose-Step

March 22, 2025/4 Comments/in Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

Post-biological, post-material, post-logical. For leftists, the human race became all of those things long ago. Humans are no longer constrained by the laws of biology, the bounds of matter and the strictures of logic. That’s why leftists insist that the brains of all human groups, Blacks and Whites, men and women, are absolutely identical in […]

Professor of Puppets: How a Lover of Open Borders Has Gone from “Let Them in!” to “Kick Them Out!”

March 15, 2025/8 Comments/in Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

It’s called a “RoboRoach” and it’s one of the horriblest things I’ve ever seen. A living cockroach has an electronic board mounted on its back and connected to its nervous system. The ethical imbeciles responsible for this miniature abomination proclaimed, with appropriately autistic enthusiasm, that you will be able to “Control a living insect from […]

Triumph of the Villains: Marcus, Memes and Talking Tolkien

March 9, 2025/6 Comments/in Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

A saint I ain’t. But I have competed for a saint. At one of my childhood schools, the pupils were divided into groups, or houses, named after the saints who wrote the Gospels. There was Mattheus House, Marcus House, Lucas House and Johannes House. All of them had a Head of House appointed from pupils […]

Synaptically Seductive Sequence: Meditations on Math, Mysticism, Metaphysics, Masculinity, Melanin and Morality

February 27, 2025/6 Comments/in Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

Almost everyone has a favorite number. So if you aspire higher than the herd, you need a favorite number-sequence too. In fact, you need lots of them. Here’s one of mine: 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, […]

Hate-Bacon Holocaust: Where Jews Lead, Muslims Follow

February 19, 2025/20 Comments/in British Politics, Featured Articles, Free Speech, Jews as a Hostile Elite/by Tobias Langdon

In Britain today, it takes a heart of stone to read about the suffering of Jewish students without laughing. The Jewish Chronicle has just published “Exclusive research” showing a “shocking volume of assaults, abuse and threats” suffered by Jews at British universities. Among the incidents that the Chronicle deems worthy of note are that “A […]

Piranha Patel and the Highway to Hell: Why More and More Jews Support Donald Trump’s Politics of Hate

February 7, 2025/10 Comments/in British Politics, Featured Articles/by Tobias Langdon

“Pretty Vacant” is a song by the Sex Pistols. It inspired the Guardian columnist John Crace to invent the nickname “Priti Vacant” for the politician Priti Patel (born 1972), an Indian Hindu woman who’s high in the British Conservative party. Crace thinks she’s stupid. Apart from our shared passion for the mighty Spurs, I don’t […]