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Heather MacDonald, “The Ladies’ Hour”

The media is getting ever more feminized. With predictable results. I listen to NPR’s “All Things Considered” (a complete misnomer), and it’s usually two women hosts, at least one of whom is a POC, interviewing a woman who is knowledgeable about a particular topic (I guess there just aren’t any male experts), although sometimes a gay guy named Ari Shapiro co-hosts. As MacDonald points out, there’s never any concern with the costs that American citizens incur from this flood of poor people (who will be allowed to vote ASAP). And it goes without saying that there are huge long-term costs to the White population as they are being replaced by people who, if they don’t already hate Whites, will soon be taught that the way to get ahead in America is to hate White people.

You could basically write the same article about female politicians. I’m certainly not saying all women are like this, but far too many women, especially college-educated White women are. I guess I am getting to be something of a misogynist in my old age.


Heather MacDonald: The Ladies’ Hour

By now the conservative complaint about media bias, however justified, has grown stale. Last Tuesday’s vice presidential debate between J. D. Vance and Tim Walz, however, highlighted another aspect of the mainstream media bubble: its feminization.

This was not merely a matter of the two CBS moderators’ prim efforts to cut Vance off:

MARGARET BRENNAN: Thank you, senator. We have so much to get to. . . . Thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process. We have so much to get to. . . . Gentlemen, the audience can’t hear you because your mics are cut. We have so much we want to get to. Thank you [Senator] for explaining the legal process.

This feminization was not just a matter of the moderators’ self-righteous editorializing and one-sided fact-checking:

NORAH O’DONNELL: The overwhelming consensus among scientists is that the earth’s climate is warming at an unprecedented rate.

BRENNAN: And just to clarify for our viewers, Springfield, Ohio does have a large number of Haitian migrants who have legal status.

It was not just a question of their setting Walz up for exculpatory or self-promoting responses:

BRENNAN: Governor, do you care to respond to any of those specific allegations, including that the Vice President is, quote, “letting in fentanyl and using kids as drug mules, among other things.”

O’DONNELL: Governor Walz . . . former President Trump said in the last debate that you believe abortion, quote, in the ninth month is absolutely fine. Yes or no? Is that what you support? I’ll give you two minutes.

No, it was the choice and presentation of topics that most revealed the feminization of the elite world view. The moderators turned subjects that should have been landmines for the Biden–Harris record into indictments of Trump–Vance. This transformation was driven not just by contempt for the GOP ticket. It grew out of a reflexive focus on putative victims of conservative policies. More abstract questions of costs and benefits and less favored victims were all ignored.

The issue of immigration is a major handicap for the Democratic ticket. Even the mainstream press occasionally acknowledges the explosion of illegal crossings since 2021. That explosion was the predictable consequence of Biden’s evisceration of Trump’s border protections, above all the requirement that alleged asylum seekers remain in Mexico while making their asylum claims. The resulting flow of illegal aliens has inundated northern cities, usually exempt from, and indifferent to, border chaos. It has increased urban crime, burdened public services, and made a mockery of immigration law and national sovereignty. Trump and Vance had nothing to do with the ongoing illegal alien crisis.

But for the moderators, the problem was not that Biden’s border policies have inflicted the country with at least an additional 10 million illegal aliens, according to the House Committee on Homeland Security. (Ten million is only the number encountered by border agents; it does not include undetected crossers.) The problem for the moderators was how Trump may respond to that crisis—and, in particular, whether he would allegedly cause family separations by deporting parents whose children have obtained birthright citizenship.

This issue of “family separations” was a media obsession during the first Trump presidency and it would appear to be one again. (Of course, it is the deported parent who chooses to leave his child behind; nothing in Trump’s previous deportation policies required family separation.) The moderators’ first immigration question was:

BRENNAN: Senator Vance, your campaign is pledging to carry out the largest mass deportation plan in American history and to use the U.S. military to do so. Could you be more specific about exactly how this will work? For example, would you deport parents who have entered the U.S. illegally and separate them from any of their children who were born on U.S. soil?

The question of how to carry out mass deportations is not illegitimate. Trump failed to address the matter in his debate with Kamala Harris. Vance alluded to the most important part of the answer—self-deportation—in his necessarily condensed remarks. If workplace laws against hiring illegal aliens are actually enforced through programs like E- Verify, and welfare benefits shut off, a significant portion of illegals already here will self-deport.

How to deal with the illegals already here, however, is secondary to the question: how will you prevent more from coming in? The moderators never asked how a Harris–Walz administration would change the Biden–Harris policies that created the mess in the first place. Instead, they were obsessed with the alleged horrors of family separation. Brennan: “Senator, the question was, will you separate parents from their children, even if their kids are U.S. citizens? You have one minute.”

Walz got the broader version of the deportation issue. Brennan again: “Governor, what about our CBS News polling, which does show that a majority of Americans, more than 50%, support mass deportations?” It is not clear what exactly the moderators were getting at, but this was certainly not a hard-hitting question about the Biden–Harris policy failures. The CBS crew allowed Walz to get away with the claim that the recent border bill that Biden advocated and that Trump opposed was tough, even though it would have permitted thousands of illegal aliens a day to enter before authorizing law enforcement to close the border.

Childcare and paid family leave are not remotely within the federal government’s constitutional responsibilities. Nor are they the biggest problems facing the nation at the moment. But in a feminized paradigm (earlier expressed by the Obama administration’s “Life of Julia” cartoon), nothing lies outside the federal government’s purview when it comes to supplanting the private sector and the independent family.

When Brennan urged, “Let’s talk about families in America,” she meant “let’s talk about government programs.” Sure enough: “There is a childcare crisis in this country, and the United States is one of the very few developed countries in the world without a national paid leave program for new parents.”

There is a family crisis in America, but it is not the absence of federal paid leave. In 2022, 40 percent of all American children were born to single mothers. Black newborns faced a catastrophic 69 percent illegitimacy rate, while more than 53 percent of Hispanic children were born to unmarried females. Whites had a 27 percent illegitimacy rate; the rate among the white underclass is twice that. But a feminized worldview is not going to acknowledge family breakdown and the disappearance of fathers as crises.

Admittedly, solving family breakdown is also not a function of the federal government, even one open to more traditional understandings of civil society. Contrary to the dreams of policy wonks, no adjustments to the tax code can put the family back together again. But if the moderators want to “talk about families in America,” the primary issues should be: How do we restore the millennia-long understanding that children need their fathers as well as their mothers? And: How do we teach that traditional marriage is on average the best way to ensure that children are raised by both parents? … [Continue reading here.]

Justice Report: SHARP co-founder unmasked as Zionist Rabbi FBI consultant and IDF volunteer

SHARP co-founder unmasked as Zionist Rabbi FBI consultant and IDF volunteer

Valencia, California – An investigation has led to the unmasking of two LA-based Jewish members of the anti-White extremism movement, commonly referred to as “Antifa,” including a founding member of the “Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice (SHARP)” movement as a former IDF guerilla fighter and consultant for the FBI.

Thanks to publically available information, counter-extremism researchers with the Justice Report can confidently name 50-year-old Michael Benjamin Salonius of Crescent City, California, as well as his mother, 75-year-old Arlene Joyce Salonius-Sherrod, as having direct ties to SHARP and a group known as the “Santa Clarita Valley Antifascists (SCV Antifa),” a black bloc extremist cell known to dox and issue credible threats of violence to working-class people across southern California.

75-year-old Arlene Joyce “AJ” Salonius (left) and 50-year-old Michael Benjamin Salonius (right) are two Jewish antifascist activists with ties to the underground SHARP movement and the infamous “Chicago Seven.” Both, however, are avid Zionists, blurring the lines of leftist political principles in a post-October 7th world. Collage: Justice Report, Facebook, Instagram.

Salonius, an ordained Rabbi and former IDF volunteer—who also maintains a sizeable following on TikTok as a “Cottagecore” influencer—is, in reality, a founding member of the controversy-laded Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice movement, an international street gang and subdivision of the Punk music scene often embroiled in misanthropic violence, drug use, and other petty crimes since its inception in the 1980s.

His mother, Salonius-Sherrod, likewise holds an illustrious career in political violence, having participated in the anti-war and Black supremacist riots of the 1960s under the banner of militant communism. Explicitly referred to as an “extremist” by her son, her family’s history of leftist agitation would ultimately bar Michael from US military service and force him into the open arms of a special IDF brigade.

“My folks had a radically alternative lifestyle…My mom was a member and a part of the Chicago Seven and got involved with what we now call domestic terrorism,” professed Michael Salonius to a Santa Clarita synagogue in 2017. “(The US Military) has a whole file on my mom’s family.”

An avid member of the ‘Antifa’ movement and cofounder of the anti-racist Skinhead scene, Rabbi Salonius served in the Israeli Defense Forces and helped train law enforcement and the FBI. Photo: Ryan Painter, Santa Clarita Signal. Photo: Justice Report.

Newly unearthed video lectures depict a slightly younger Michael Salonius admitting to a Jewish audience that he participated in West Bank settler violence during his time in an orthodox extremist “Hesder brigade.” He would later return to the United States and serve as a mental health consultant and pocket Rabbi for American law enforcement agencies, including the FBI.

Conclusion of Ron Unz’s latest: “The Anniversary of October 7th”

Unz reviews Israel’s long record of targeted assassinations.

The Anniversary of October 7thh”

Consider Anya Parampil, another young journalist who has spent many years focused on Palestinian issues. Married to Max Blumenthal, she works with him at the Grayzone, and in her many video appearances there and on Napolitano’s channel, I’ve never seen any sign of her support for implausible conspiratorial beliefs. Instead, she has always struck me as someone of very mainstream if strongly progressive views on public policy matters.

Yet in a remarkable half-hour interview last week, she explicitly described Israel as America’s “greatest enemy,” expressing outrage that her country seemed to have lost its political sovereignty to the agents of that murderous foreign state. She went on to suggest that the crucial turning point in our national subjugation had probably come with the 1963 assassination of President John F. Kennedy, whose vigorous efforts to prevent Israel from acquiring nuclear weapons had been suddenly ended by his violent death. She also noted that his brother Robert had led the efforts to severely curtail the power of the Israel Lobby, and he too had soon died by an assassin’s bullet. I think that her very self-confident public statements on such extremely controversial matters may represent a bellwether, indicating that many of those same ideas are now rapidly but quietly circulating within important mainstream segments of the American population.

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The JFK Assassination might easily rank as the single most famous incident of the twentieth century and it has been the subject of countless books, articles, and documentaries.

Those Americans who conclude that the Israeli Mossad played a central role in that killing, thereby successfully subverting our entire political system, will naturally consider the implications of that revelation. If a matter of such gigantic importance could have remained almost totally concealed for more than six decades, they may begin to grow very suspicious about the true nature of other major events as well.

The most obvious and important of these would be the 9/11 Attacks, which killed thousands of Americans. Pro-Israel elements within our national government immediately used these as an excuse to launch a series of wars that destroyed most of Israel’s leading regional rivals, wars that cost our country thousands of additional lives and many trillions of dollars, while killing or displacing millions of Muslim civilians.

As I’ve discussed at considerable length, Israel’s record of international terrorism, quite often of the false-flag variety, is just as unmatched as its record of political assassinations, with an Israeli Prime Minister even publicly boasting that he had been the founding father of terrorism across the entire world.

One of history’s largest terrorist attacks prior to 9/11 was the 1946 bombing of the King David Hotel in Jerusalem by Zionist militants dressed as Arabs, which killed 91 people and largely destroyed the structure. In the famous Lavon Affair of 1954, Israeli agents launched a wave of terrorist attacks against Western targets in Egypt, intending to have those blamed on anti-Western Arab groups. There are strong claims that in 1950 Israeli Mossad agents began a series of false-flag terrorist bombings against Jewish targets in Baghdad, successfully using those violent methods to help persuade Iraq’s thousand-year-old Jewish community to emigrate to the Jewish state. In 1967, Israel launched a deliberate air and sea attack against the U.S.S. Liberty, intending to leave no survivors, killing or wounding over 200 American servicemen before word of the attack reached our Sixth Fleet and the Israelis withdrew.

The enormous extent of pro-Israel influence in world political and media circles meant that none of these brutal attacks ever drew serious retaliation, and in nearly all cases, they were quickly thrown down the memory hole, so that today probably no more than one in a hundred Americans is even aware of them. Furthermore, most of these incidents came to light due to chance circumstances, so we may easily suspect that many other attacks of a similar nature have never become part of the historical record.

Once the circumstances of those 2001 terrorist attacks are carefully considered, the evidence that the Israeli Mossad once again played the central role seems extremely strong, even stronger than the case for Mossad’s role in the killing of the Kennedys several decades earlier. No other organization around the world possessed anything like the same set of skills and experience in carrying out such a massive operation, and the FBI quickly rounded up some 200 Mossad agents, many of whom had been found behaving in very suspicious ways in the immediate vicinity of the destruction, including five who were caught red-handed, gleefully celebrating the successful attack on the WTC towers.

Although their findings have been almost totally ignored for more than two decades by our fervently pro-Israel mainstream media, numerous diligent 9/11 researchers have amassed an enormous quantity of compelling evidence implicating Israel and its domestic American collaborators in that terrorist attack against our country. Much of that evidence has been summarized in a number of our major articles:

  • Israel Did 9/11
    Wyatt Peterson • The Unz Review • September 12, 2024 • 13,300 Words
  • 9/11 Was an Israeli Job
    How America was neoconned into World War IV
    Laurent Guyénot • The Unz Review • September 10, 2018 • 8,500 Words

9/11 represented the greatest terrorist attack in the history of the world and it was the worst hostile blow our nation has ever endured. As the true facts of what actually happened on that fateful day quietly circulate in the wake of Israel’s very high-profile assaults on other Middle Eastern countries, I think that the existential risks that country faces may become far greater than anything associated with retaliatory strikes from Iranian ballistic or hypersonic missiles.

Why it’s so hard to change people’s minds: Confirmation bias, anchoring, and threats to identity

Especially when beliefs, such as the evils of Whites standing up for their interests, are so engrained in people’s minds after a lifetime of propaganda. And you’ll lose your friends and family, and maybe your job. It’s an uphill struggle.

A Tour of a formerly wealthy area of Johannesburg, September 2024

Jews, Shiksas, and the American Ideal of Beauty

Relevant to Tobias Langdon’s recent article on Jewish and leftist physical appearance.

NYTimes op-ed: “‘Nobody Wants This’ Pits Jewish Women Against ‘Shiksas.’ Nobody Wins.”

When I heard my community of mostly secular Jews use the word shiksa growing up, it wasn’t really used as a slur; it was used as a referent for the conventional American ideal of beauty. It was understood that as Jewish women, we purportedly existed outside this ideal. We were assumed to be emasculating scolds, obligations men were saddled with rather than women to be desired.

Our looks were all wrong and in need of expensive plastic surgery or hair treatments to even attempt to measure up. The feeling was summed up by a line from a throwaway character, apparently post-makeover, in a Season 2 episode of “Sex and the City” that first aired in 1999: “Well, you know, my boyfriend and I were really compatible, except for one thing. He liked thin, blond WASP-y types, so … now I am.”

That’s because the shiksa stereotype looms large in American pop culture as an object of Jewish male desire. It was largely constructed in the mid-20th century by Philip Roth, Woody Allen and Neil Simon. Writing in 2013 for The Los Angeles Review of Books, Menachem Kaiser described the stereotype succinctly:

By the 1980s, what I’ll call the Allenesque Jew/shiksa split was entrenched: Jewish = nonathletic, brainy, neurotic, pasty, dark-haired, profoundly unhealthy parental relationship, usually from the New York area; shiksa = healthy, WASP-y, carefree, blond, supportive (if judgmental) parents, from the Midwest or from a home that might as well be in the Midwest.

But it’s not 1980, 1999 or even 2013 anymore. It’s no longer shocking or novel when a Jew dates or marries outside his or her religion — 61 percent of Jews who have married since 2010 are intermarried, according to a 2021 Pew Research report. Among non-Orthodox Jews, that number is 72 percent.

Nearly every Jewish woman in the show is like this: manipulative, spoiled and selfish. They own ugly jewelry companies, breastfeed their children until they’re in kindergarten and try to control their families with money. They’re out to get Joanne and her equally blond sister, Morgan (Justine Lupe), because they see them as interlopers and as competition. As Esther Zuckerman wrote for Time magazine: “The series seems to loathe Jewish women, who are portrayed as nags, harpies and the ultimate villains of this story. I wanted to be swept away by a rom-com. Instead, I was faced with the reality that maybe this show actually hates me.”

By contrast, Noah is an actual saint — or if you prefer, a mensch. He’s a man of God who is depicted as the moral center of the show; he’s so perfect that at one point his brother, Sasha (Timothy Simons), who also has shiksa fever, calls him the “Jewish Jesus.” But also, no matter how inappropriate or commitment-shy Joanne is, Noah is a steady and adorable presence. His only flaws seem to be that he’s on a terrible basketball team, because duh, Jews are bad at sports, and he gives Joanne’s mother a bouquet of flowers that is way too big.

The show’s creator, Erin Foster, converted to Judaism before she married her Jewish husband. Zuckerman and I aren’t the only ones to notice the negative depiction of Jewish women on the show, and The Los Angeles Times asked Foster about it. She elided the question in a way that’s telling, saying:

I think we need positive Jewish stories right now. I think it’s interesting when people focus on “Oh, this is a stereotype of Jewish people” when you have a rabbi as the lead. A hot, cool, young rabbi who smokes weed. That’s the antithesis of how people view a Jewish rabbi, right?

[Reality be damned, this is how to portray Jews in movies:] Maybe Foster missed the very popular 2023 Netflix movie “You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah” (based on Fiona Rosenbloom’s young adult novel), which featured a hot, cool, young rabbi played by Sarah Sherman of “Saturday Night Live.” It also features a Hebrew school classroom filled with a diverse array of Jewish children, showing that there is no one way to “look Jewish.” My kids loved that movie so much that my younger daughter asked if Sherman could be her rabbi.

The six phases of the Press Office

In PR college, they will tell you that the press office of a government department or other big organisation is ready to provide truthful information in response to questions. They will carefully present the information to show themselves in the best light, and they will avoid mentioning embarassing details, but they should not tell you lies.

In reality, the opposite is often true. They will tell outrageous and unbelievable lies, or more commonly, competely ignore your questions. One of the remarkable things this writer has discovered is that they will often not even deny direct allegations of criminality! This should be encouraging to those fearful of lawsuits. If your allegations are true, and serious enough, they will not sue. They’ll just try to destroy you in other ways.

The following six stages are proposed:

Phase 1: Ignore or mimic incompetence. They don’t answer the phone, even after repeated calls. Their public phone number is out of service. They will ignore emails, or they are bounced back to you. A pro-life organisation took a month of daily calls and emails before they answered. The Irish Defence Forces and a dozen sundry civil servants did not reply to a lowball question about preparations for a Rwandan-style massacre of us ethnic Irish by ungrateful foreigners. The questions were based ón an interview by ex-Irish Times journalist John Waters with ex-US Army Michael Yon. Apparently a series of super secret shipping containers have turned up on Irish Army bases. Personnel are threatened and warned not to ask questions, or mention them. One Irish Army guy turned up dead, recently. The possibility is that the containers are filled with machetes, or explosives or high tech EMF weaponry.

Even if the rumours are true, it would be easy to issue a few soothing plausible lines, but they don’t bother. The fact that they don’t reply at all could meán that the rumours are not true, but that they are happy to let us think they are true, to make us afraid. Fearful people are easier to manipulate.

This is a very clever tactic, especially for controversial topics. Some questions are so pointed and precise that even to acknowledge they were asked, puts the press officer in a potentially lethal position. If the top boss knows that Junior has been asked about that very touchy subject, then he knows that Junior knows about that touchy topic. To save time and trouble, might it not be simpler and cheaper to send Junior to sleep with the fishes? Knowledge is power, but it can also be fatal.

Phase 2: Fake professional and competent behaviour. The PR man will give the appearance of taking your questions seriously and promise to get back to you within a reasonable time. He will have time for general chit-chat and will attempt to build rapport with you. He probably will never actually get back to you, but if he does, it will probably be a phase three answer.

Phase 3. Word salad. The PR man will give what he says is an answer to your questions. The information may well be true, but it does not answer the question. He will smilingly insist that the information is an answer to your question and will happily spend time talking and attempting to distract you.

These three phases are designed to discourage you. “They have a whole department of PR people, and they won’t even answer a simple question,” you might think. “They are giving me the run around. This is a pointless exercise.”

It is remarkable that they will refuse to deny serious allegations against themselves. Is it some type of weird game for them, to see how blatantly they can do evil things and get away with it? If they are asked, and do not deny them, presumably this is some protection legally if the questioner then repeats the allegations publicly.

It’s true that one contact with the Press Office asking an awkward question will not achieve much. But as the Zionists are well aware, a thousand people asking the same question, by letter, by phone or in person will put pyschological pressure on the PR boys who have to listen to the question. President Truman, in his memoirs, complained bitterly about the incessant stream of Zionists meeting him and making aggressive demands. (He complied with everything they asked him). Humza Yousef, the ethnic Pakistani former Prime Minister of Scotland, was the target of tens of thousands of complaints of racism because he complained that there were too many White people in Scottish civil service. He is now complaining about feeling unwelcome, and is publicly talking about leaving the UK. Not quite a victory, but perhaps the start of a victory?

Phase 4: Intimidation through mockery or direct threats. When asking Garda Press Office about the 200 refugee children who went missing from State care recently (https://www.thejournal.ie/noteworthy-investigation-missing-children-in-case-ogorman-6250375-Dec2023/), a PR man said in a kindly voice: Be careful…The PR man in the Irish Department of Children and Refugees is a Yorkshire man with the very Jewish name of Daniel Poyner. His response to the question about the missing refugee children, was to laugh. Hahaha. Nothing shows a man’s character more clearly than what he finds amusing. The interweb rumours are that the children are being sold into Rochdale-style prostitution, and then sold ón for blood, organs and adrenochrome. What kind of person thinks this is a laughing matter?

When asked his ethnic background, Daniel claimed to be highly offended, said it was irrelevant and refused to say. When asked if he was Jewish, he hung up the phone. Is it a touchy subject?

Phase 5: Fear and panic. The Press Office shows fear. It’s very rare to reach this level, but it is very funny for the persistent questioner to hear the fear in their voices.

The Garda Press Office claimed this writer had harassed them for several days, and they were refusing to deal with him. With a view to the recording of the conversation, they repeatedly asked: Do you understand? This was repeatedly answered with the question: Where are the missing refugee children? They hung up the phone. Gotcha!

The PR boys are aware of how well protected they are, and how well controlled society is. They know how infiltrated the opposition is. They feel they are untouchable, as long as they bend the knee to their masters, and avoid getting beaten to death on the street by enraged members of the general public.

They are only afraid of one thing: that their masters will cut them loose and sacrifice them to the wolves. Part of their job is to stop people asking awkward questions. If you persist in asking the question, then they have failed in their task, and their masters will not be happy.

What happens to PR men who don’t stop the awkward questioner? A former Sinn Fein PR man tried to commit suicide recently: he is facing charges of trying to persuade young teenage girls to have sex with him. A young journalist with Raidió na Gaeltachta was jailed last year. He had an experience common in these modern times to all us handsome, heterosexual men-about-town: After a half hour’s talking with a pretty lady, the lady wants to have sex with him. He obliges, and is horrified when she turns up later, all tears, vengeance and spite, swearing she was raped. The court found him guilty, and he has lost his job, his liberty and his reputation amongst those who believe the court ruled correctly. It’s possible that his only crime was to ask an awkward question, and that the lady was a honey trap.

It must be stressed that both Phase 4 and 5 are potentially dangerous for the questioner. You are making them angry, and they may seek to take revenge on you. This writer has five geese. He found a dead goose in his poultry run, and counted the remaining geese. Still five geese. Either the extra goose made it’s own way into the run and then died, or some poor local alcoholic was slipped a couple of hundred bucks to put the goose there, in a feeble attempt to intimidate.

The phases are not necessarily sequential. Edel McGinley of the NGO Immigrant Council  of Ireland, started on Level Four, when asked if she was involved in the missing refugee children scandal. She accused this writer of being mad, claimed not to understand what the question was, and of not knowing about any missing refugee children. She briefly reached Level Five (Fear), and then flipped back down to Level Two: fake professionalism.  Of two dozen politicians and officials asked if they were involved in kidnapping refugee children and selling them for body parts, blood and adrenochrome, she was the only one to actually deny being involved in “what you are taking about”. She also admitted that she had heard that some refugee children had gone missing, but didn’t seem either upset or interested. Her salary gets paid no matter how many immigrant kids go missing, of course.

If you want to do a little armchair activism, you could do worse than carry on the questions here outlined. It’s risky, but great fun! Daniel Poyner (+ 353 1 6473000 or 6473153 or 5393801)  and the Department of Children PR boys are at Phase 4: Intimidation and mockery. If you are skilled, persistent and can show that you are aware — perfectly legally — of details of their personal lives you can probably nudge them into Phase 5: Fear and panic.

The Garda Press Office, despite their power, technology and access to secrets, are already afraid, when asked the simple question: Where are the cute little African and Asian missing refugee children? (tel: +353 1 662032 or /35/37/71/72. Andrew McLindon is the top press dog).

Fiach and Dylan are two homosexual sounding, but basically decent men who work there, who are clearly having trouble with their nerves, and maybe even their consciences. What will happen to them if they have to field another hundred calls asking what happened to the cute little missing refugee children?

There is only one way for them to go:

Phase 6: Total mental breakdown. This is a small victory, as they will be immediately replaced by new worker drones. But it will create tension amongst the PR team, and possibly some will leak crucial information about the missing refugee children to the resistance…

Beir Bua!