“You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?” “Yeah,” said Zaphod, “but don’t shout it out or they’ll all want one.” “THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?” “No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn’t you hear I come in six packs?” —Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy In many ways, language is everything when it comes to demographic warfare. The group […]