Entries by Tim Murray

Message from America’s Working Class

  You haven’t killed us off yet. We are still alive and kicking. And Trump’s plan to cut immigration intakes in half and end the flow of cheap imported labor is proof that we are fighting back. Finally. No longer will we tolerate our the suppression of our wages or the displacement of our jobs […]

President Obama’s Final Press Conference

My Fellow Americans, The recent detonation of a nuclear device in New York City by terrorists acting in the name of one of the world’s great religions of Peace caught us all by surprise. I did not anticipate that 7 million people would be vaporized in an instant while I was on the golf course, […]

Mark Zuckerberg: A Re-Incarnation of Marie Antoinette?

“Let them eat cake” Mark Zuckerberg’s Hawaiian wall: “Let them suffer higher population density outside my wall” News Item: Mark Zuckerberg builds a 6-foot wall on his 1150-acre Hawaiian estate, much to the annoyance of neighbors. It seems that ultra-billionaire Mark Zuckerberg wants two things. Privacy and space. Lots of space. His Hawaiin digs for example, […]

The Hurt Feelings Scale

This is Canada and you have no right to hurt my feelings Psychology professor Mark Leary of Duke University achieved notoriety for his construction of various “scales” for the purpose personality assessment. There is the “Interaction Anxiousness Scale”, the “Brief Fear of Negative Evaluation Scale”, the “Need to Belong Scale”, the “Blushing Propensity Scale”, the […]